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    Pitfalls and Penguins: First Printing

    Pitfalls and Penguins is a humorous pen and paper role playing game for you and your friends. PnP favors humorous improvisation over precise simulation, and is a friendly way to introduce new players to the joys of role-playing.

    New playable classes and species include: shapeshifter, scientist, redneck, robot, penguin, and rabbit.

    Order now!
    Pitfalls and Penguins front cover

    Order on this page for a physical copy of the 261 page book. If you'd prefer a digital copy, you can name your own price for the download at Gum Road, or even just enter $0 and check out the .pdf to try before you buy.

    The rules in Pitfalls and Penguins are licensed under the Open Gaming License, and we are thrilled to be a part of the OGL eco-system.

    Order now, and the book will be shipped in time for Christmas!

    Tragic: The Gathering

    Tragic: The Gathering

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    Printed in black on a red Gildan t-shirt, this shirt will freak out all adjacent Magic: The Gathering fans!

    I like to smoke in front of new people so they can see how awesome I am

    I like to smoke in front of new people so they can see how awesome I am

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    Printed in red on a black Gildan t-shirt, this one is perfect for the smokers, and vehement non-smokers in your life!

    Penguin with a Chainsaw! (Sold out in smaller sizes)

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    You already have a penguin with a chainsaw in your heart. Now you can wear one on your chest! Enjoy popular JaB character Waf the Penguin and popular JaB weapon Chain the Saw.

    Printed in white on a kelly green Gildan t-shirt, this will keep you both clad and dangerish.

    Don't believe God has a sense of humor?

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    Human God fans, or as you like to be called, Non-Secular Humanists, impress your ugly friends who call God’s sense of humor into question in style.

    Printed in white and red on a black Gildan t-shirt, this will keep you both clad and humanish.

    Circles!

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    Sometimes, you talk in circles. Sometimes you think in circles. Something is wrong.

    Printed in white on a iris blue Gildan t-shirt, this will keep you both clad and roundish.

    Our first minicomic: Laugh at Us!

    $4 + shipping

    Support our comic making efforts and improve your library by purchasing our first minicomic!

    Laugh at Us! is a collection of some of our funniest strips, and makes a great gift for humor-loving friends! The minicomic is twenty black-and-white pages with a classy, full-color cover. Buy one today, and we'll sign it too!

    Collect all four JaB buttons, at once!

    $5 + shipping

    We’ve met a lot of people who like the Jack of All Blades buttons, but now you can own them without the unpleasantness of going to a con and talking to us. Each button is 1.25 inches in diameter, and is super awesome.